Saving the ladies
I’m Just Saying has to come down on the side of the ladies this time. Well, some of the ladies anyway. I’m assuming some other ladies invented this ridiculous product and then some other ladies got together and marketed to yet even more ladies that it was a good idea. But no, we side with the ladies who heard the story, saw the news reports, and did a collective WTF?
We agree, what the fuck is Vajazzling? What rhetard thought it was a good idea? For the uninitiated, Vajazzling is the process of gluing rhinestones to the landmass between the bellybutton and the lady bits in a predesigned pattern for some assumedly pleasing aesthetic. Seriously, the product is essentially the same as the rhinestone heart patterns sold at mall kiosks for tweeners to put on their cell phones and “individualize” through mass market products. The only real difference is that now it’s done in a spa for $50-100 instead of selling mid-mall for ten bucks.
Seriously, there is nothing pleasing about this idea. As a card carrying member of the male gender, I can assure this is nothing we’ve ever considered, nor something we find particularly appealing. It’s kind of disturbing, actually. Firstly, how much more high maintenance can you get? Secondly, given it’s obvious intention (to accentuate the “gine”), my immediate thought is to potential injury. I don’t need a Repeated Stress Injury on my manly bits thanks to your desire for flashy lady bits. And what if the lights are on? A man could get blinded and miss and break something. Just not a good idea, no matter how you slice it.
Ladies, we really don’t need you to go through all of that trouble. We just want a little effort to look nice for us, a warm smile, and a sunny disposition. We’re pretty easy to please, and pasting fake diamonds below your waistline is not on the Top 100 things we’d like you to do. So let’s just drop this crazy idea, shall we?
