Boobies II: Muppet Boogaloo

February 25th, 2010 Michael No comments

COLORADO SPRINGS, Colo. (AP) – Puppet cleavage has been ruled out for advertising posters in Colorado Springs bus shelters. Lamar Advertising rejected posters for a touring production of the Broadway show “Avenue Q” because they show the cleavage of a fuzzy pink puppet.

Lamar account executive Jeff Moore says the company takes a conservative approach in Colorado Springs. The city is known for its political conservatism, and some conservative Christian groups have headquarters in the city.

The poster has been replaced by one showing the face of another puppet.

“Avenue Q” is a Tony-winning musical about twentysomething New Yorkers, both human and puppets, searching for life and love.

I don’t have a strong point to make about this, it’s just too silly and ridiculous to be taken seriously. If the people of Colorado Springs are offended by Miss Piggy in a halter top, they are beyond my help. But on the heals of Tuesday’s story, I had to share it.

[UPDATE] Thanks to Consumerist, we have a picture of the whore in question.

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Boobies!

February 23rd, 2010 Michael No comments

CLIFF, N.M. (AP) — Cliff High School students studying World War I history saw a few seconds of pornography during viewing of a video about the 1919 Treaty of Versailles. A History Channel program apparently had been recorded over a porn tape.

A substitute teacher who was overseeing the class told school officials he was shocked by the porn and that he had received the tape from a friend. The videotape apparently was shown at least twice in the classroom without incident.

Superintendent Dick Pool won’t disclose if any action was taken against the teacher.

Several parents spoke at a school board meeting Thursday. Parent Francesca Estevez said Cliff, located in rural southwestern New Mexico, is “very cohesive” and the videotape “was not acceptable by community standards.”

Pool apologized to parents.

The saddest part of this story is that the Cliff NM school is still using VHS.

Ok, I understand that parents have a right to say they don’t want their kids to see material they feel is inappropriate and no amount of me railing against our fear of nipples is going to change that. And I get that it’s not my place to tell them they are wrong (beyond my freedom to express any opinion I desire), and I even get that no reasonable thinking individual would see this accident as something that should be anticipated (a porn tape used to record a history program to show in schools), but I’m not really moved by this incident as much as the overall track record.

We are way too easily offended as a people. If we hear or see something that doesn’t appeal to us, it’s not enough to just not like it; we have to personally affected by it, personally affronted by it. It has to negatively and significantly diminish the quality of our life and we respond with an outrage that previously was reserved the truly heinous. It’s gotten to the point now that people that are the target of said outrage manage it the way you would a petulent toddler. Because we get so worked up over the smallest things, when we’re worked up over big things, it doesn’t have the impact it should. If we react to genocide the same way we react to McDonald’s forgetting to hold the pickles, who’s going to take us seriously. And frankly we get more upset over the pickles than we do over whatever podunk African dictator is killing his constituents. It’s gotten so bad that a certain former governor cum Vice Presidential candidate turned Faux News contributor has made an entire career over being offended.

Being truly offended should spur you to take action to change the actions of those who have offended you. It should be positive change that benefits the greater good. You should be offended by racism, homophobia, dog fighting, and yes even pornography. But you shouldn’t be offended over an accident. Was the teacher dumb? Yes. Why would anyone use a used VHS when this type of thing has happened over and over again? But was his act malicious? No, I don’t suspect it was. And since it wasn’t, what’s to be offended over? You can take offense to the existence of porn in general, but in that case your offense shouldn’t be directed at the teacher, but at San Fernando.

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Im Just Saying: The Podcast Episode 19

February 20th, 2010 Michael No comments

Im Just Saying: The Podcast
Episode 19

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This week we flash back the awesomeness that was Nickelodeon circa 1992.
Also we go out with a little Garfunkel and Oates.

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Podcast teaser

February 18th, 2010 Michael No comments

All I’ll say is that this video is a tease of what to expect from this weeks podcast.

One hint; no politics this week, no ranting, no yelling….tune in!

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United Socialist Feminazi Party

February 16th, 2010 Michael No comments

Why why why do I keep reading Frisky?  Ok, it’s because it’s a consistent source of ridiculousness that must be ranted and raved against; but I mean why do I keep going back as though I expect those broads to be less manhating stereotyping feminazi’s at some point?

Esquire is apparently soliciting answers from women that they can publish at some point in the future.  I have no doubt that the questions (and consequently the answers) will be equally ridiculous as what Frisky is rebutting with, but just because Esquire (and really all mag’s that bill themselves for Men) is going for the lowest common denominator doesn’t mean you should do so in retaliation, frisky.  If you really are the enlightened, elitist, self sufficient New Yorker type your authors purport themselves to be, then rise to a higher standard.

But that aside, I always promise the truth, and I would be hypocritical if I didn’t step up to the plate and take the challenge.  Frisky has 50 questions they want men to answer.  As a card carrying member of the Male gender, here we go:

  • Did you really think those Super Bowl ads were funny?
    If you don’t find Betty White and Abe Vigoda playing full contact football funny, you can fuck off.  But since everyone agrees with me on this one, I’ll answer your question excluding that one add.  No.
  • Why do you take so long pooping?
    My girl asks me this a lot.  The answer is because it’s the one room you’ll leave us alone in.  We’re not actually pooping for an hour.  We’re reading, thinking, or otherwise taking a break from your incessant yapping.  Look, we love you, and we love to talk to you, but sometimes men want some silence and we get it in the bath room.  Chris Rock gave us the formula to a healthy relationship long ago; Food, Sex, Silence.  Feed me, Fuck me, Shut the fuck up.
  • Why do you cup your balls so much?
    Why do you adjust your boobs so much?  Because sometimes they move and get uncomfortable and need to be repositioned.  Also underwear interacts with the hair and that shit itches and it’s hard to itch skin that offers little resistance.  Also is feels good and jerking it in front of company is, at the time of this writing, a social faux pax.
  • Bar soap or body wash?
    Contrary to common belief, we really don’t care.  There’s not actually this repulsion where we can’t use body wash because it’s too girly.  Whatever is there, we’ll use.  Whatever’s cheap and or we like for whatever reason, we’ll buy.  We’re not complicated on bath shit like you are.
  • Why ask for my number if you’re not going to actually call?
    I wouldn’t ask for a number that I didn’t intend to call, but I can give some reasons I didn’t call.  1) Lost the napkin your number was on. 2) Can’t remember which girl you were. 3) I didn’t actually asked for it, you asked me to take it and I was a little buzzed and thought I wanted it.  In the light of day I changed my mind. 4) I got busy with my adult life.  5) No good reason.  Also, ladies, stop giving your number to assholes and more men will call you.  There are plenty of douchers who ask for numbers like they’re running up the score board.
  • Why the mindset that being in a long-term relationship is the end of fun?
    I don’t know any man that believes this.  There are things that happen in long term relationships (kids) that are the end of most fun, but that’s causation.  If LTR’s are the end of fun, be more discriminate on who you get into them with.
  • Why are you so convinced that sex is so much more important for you than it is for women?
    Because it is.  This is science, ladies.  Are there horny ass women out there?  Yes, but in general sex is more important to men than women.  Most women are comfortable with a great relationship and a mediocre sex life.  For men, it’s the opposite.  This question goes back to that Sex in the City attitude these women want to have.  It’s fiction.
  • Do you ever fake orgasms?
    No, and neither should you.  Firstly, we’ll keep trying.  Secondly, sometimes you just get tired and don’t care anymore.
  • Is there such a thing as “too slutty”?
    Yes but we’ll probably still sleep with her.  Personally my slutty threshold is pretty low, I don’t have the patience for it, but a few T&T’s in and I can’t say I won’t get past it.  Sometimes you have to rise above your morals.
  • What percentage of your female friends do you want to sleep with?
    Men don’t have female friends, just women we haven’t slept with yet.  We may have female acquaintances that we have no interest in, and we may even refer to them as friends out of brevity, but at the end of the day we don’t care much one way or another.  We don’t need female friends, we have male friends.
  • Have you cheated? How often?
    Every man that’s been in an LTR has thought about it.  When we’re single, we can’t get a woman to talk to us to save our life.  But you women are god damned competitive with each other and as soon as we commit, you start blowing us up.  I, for one, have never cheated and I don’t respect anyone who has.  If you want to play the field, don’t make the commitment.  I’m very big on integrity.
  • Why do you always seem to be drawn to women who are dramatic?
    We’re not, but the undramatic women are drastically outnumbered by the drama obsessed psycho’s so the law of averages brings them in to our lives occasionally.
  • Hypothetically speaking, do you remember what I was wearing when we first met?
    My current girlfriend and love of my life?  Yes, very well.  Men are visual, so if you were wearing something in any way visually stimulating, we remember.  It’s probably why we talked to you in the first place.
  • How often do you look at porn when your girlfriend isn’t home?
    Sometimes a man needs to handle his business.  It has nothing to do with the relationship, it’s just something that has to happen.  As Tom Leykis used to say, ejaculation is like urination.  If he gets the urge, and you’re not home?  He’s at the computer looking at lesbians do degrading shit.
  • What is going through your head when we’re annoyed with you?
    “I’m really starting to get sick of her bullshit.  Instead of throwing a bitch fit, why don’t you just say what’s wrong.  Oh, I know why, because she’s on the rag and just pissed at everything and everyone.  Ok, I’m going to make a drink and watch TV.  She’ll be over it in a day or two.”
  • Do you actually notice when it’s laundry day and we’re wearing old/unattractive panties or do they all look kinda the same to you?
    We notice, but we understand.
  • Seriously, isn’t watching six straight hours of football a bit too much?
    Isn’t watching an all day Real World marathon too much?  We watch all your reality shows all week, 6 hours of football is only two games and it’s all crammed in to one day.  Stop being a selfish bitch and let us have our time. (Disclaimer, my girl is awesome and I don’t have this problem at all).
  • Why do you continue to eat spicy foods if it only makes you feel sick?
    This doesn’t apply to me, but the answer is because it tastes awesome.  And the colon cleanse feels good when it’s all over.
  • What makes you think we will go see movies with guns/bombs/explosions if you will not go see rom-coms with us?
    Here’s the thing, we know action movies are dumb, they’re supposed to be.  The problem is rom-coms try to pretend they’re generally good movies and 99% of the time they’re completely unwatchable.  Why do you think action movies have so little dialogue?  They know they’re not doing Shakespeare in the park.  Ask us to go to good movies (rom-com or otherwise) and we’ll be all for it.
  • If your mother started an argument with me, whose side would you be on?
    Whom ever is right.
  • What do you have against special facial cleansers?
    If it has a specific medical use, fine.  But if it’s Lancome at $100 and ounce because some Botox Bimbo at Macy’s made some shit up about how it cures cancer, we’re going to have something to say about it.
  • What does it feel like when you fall in love?
    I would imagine the same it feels to you.  Love songs have pretty much explained this thoroughly.
  • What are you really thinking during sex?
    Early on: How can I make her flip out in ecstasy.  Mid-way: Ok time to shift gears and take us home.  Near the end: You don’t want to know.
  • What is the one thing you wish girls did in bed that they never do?
    Stop stealing the blankets.  Oh, you meant sexually.  Um, bring a girlfriend home.
  • What do dudes talk about when they are alone?
    Very little.  We like silence, remember?  Unless there is a specific issue or point of interest, we just drink our beers and look at women.
  • Why do you just disappear? If you don’t want to keep dating me, why not just say something?
    I know that you women can talk for days about the most minute topics, but men are direct and to the point.  We didn’t “just disappear,” we spoke without words, just our feet.
  • Why won’t you just buy a new pair of shoes?
    Because shoes are expensive and we don’t have the shoe fetish you do.  Also because old shoes are comfortable.  Also we hate clothing stores.  Also why don’t you buy us some?
  • Why won’t you ask for directions?
    This is a plot device for Shlub+Too-Hot-For-Him-Wife sitcoms.  If we need directions, we’ll ask for them.
  • What are your expectations of a romantic partner?
    When are we getting to the tough ones?  Like I said; food, sex, and silence are the big three.  After that, don’t be crazy, be loving, be supportive; mostly just be real and don’t listen to what your bitchy friends or Oprah or Samantha or Dr. Douchebag say you should do.
  • Why do you enjoy video games so much?
    Why do you enjoy shitty reality TV?  Video games are the male equivalent but they add the competition factor, which men are genetically drawn to.  Also, at this point it’s mostly because we’ve been playing them since The Mushroom Kingdom was new and it’s the part of our responsibility-less childhood we want to hold on to.
  • Why don’t you ever change the toilet paper roll?
    I’m sorry, I don’t know where this actually happens.  If I use the end of the roll, I’m immediately considering the next time I’ll be in there and I do not, under any circumstances, want to be without TP.
  • Do you hate it when we ask you to kill the bugs or does it secretly make you feel kind of macho?
    I wouldn’t say it makes us feel macho.  I think this is just something men and women do out of tradition than anything else.
  • Have you ever slept with a prostitute?
    No, but that’s mostly because those beasts on 99 are….beastly.  But a call girl or bunny rancher?  I’d consider it.
  • What is my favorite flower? C’mon, surely you’ve been listening.
    Daffodil; but you’ve also said, at various times; Orchid, Lilly, and Sweet Pea.
  • Do you really like the way we taste down there?
    Yes.  We don’t know why, and it’s not what can be described as a “good” taste, but it (rightfully so) speaks to us on a primal level.
  • If she cheated on you, would you take her back and try to save the relationship? If not, would you expect the same from her?
    I’m going to answer this outside my current relationship.  She’s too good to be considered a potential cheater.  – I doubt it.  Anyone cheating when in an LTR wants out but doesn’t have the integrity and self respect to just end it.
  • Do you have a hard time if she’s more successful financially?
    Hell no!  There isn’t a man alive that wouldn’t LOVE having a reduced financial burden in a relationship.
  • If a woman gives birth, do you have a hard time seeing her as a sexual partner?
    I can’t speak from personal experience on this one.  I suppose it makes a difference if you were there at the time of birth.  At the end of the day, I think all men want is a willing partner, so no.
  • Why do you want to stick it in our butt so much? Don’t you think about poo?
    I know you think we’re obsessed with this, and every man thinks about it, but it’s not really a thing we’re generally in to.  This is bleed over from porn.  If you want to try it, we’re down.  If it’s off the list, we’re not too concerned.  Also poo is the last thing on our mind when we have a hard on.  Sorry to burst your bubble, ladies, but we get a pretty good wif when we’re hitting it backwards.  We just power through, “Eyes on the prize.”
  • If you were with a woman who never let you near her butt, would you be cool with that?
    Asked and answered.
  • What’s worse: Marriage or loneliness?
    Eternally?  Like if we had to pick one for the rest of our lives?  Loneliness.  Lonely people kill themselves, married people kill their partners.  Better you than me; nuff said.
  • Do you care if they’re real boobs or fakes?
    Real is always preferred, regardless of size, perkiness, whatever.  That being said, occasionally we’ll see a pair of fakes so amazingly well done, we just can’t help ourselves.  A good boobjob is a work of art.
  • Do you secretly wish we were virgins the first time we slept with you?
    No.  Virgin’s a pain.  They don’t know what they want, what you want, how to do anything.  I praise the woman that took my virginity because I was clueless.
  • What does being kicked in the balls really feel like?
    This is impossible to describe, but I’ll try.  Imagine the worst Ovary cramping ever, now spread it up the rest of your body and throw in the inability to breath.  You’re now half-way to understanding the intense pain.  Balls are an internal organ that live outside the body, what do you expect?
  • What do you think about when you’re going down on us?
    “Hmm, how do I want to do this.  Should I do the all out love it move?  Do I want to take her all the way?  Do I want to get her there slow or fast?  Do I want to take to the edge and back off?  Do I want to tease her until she begs for it?”  Alternatively for lesser experienced men, “This is fucking awesome!”
  • Does your mom really like me? Do you care?
    If we’re just fucking you, we couldn’t care less.  If we’re going to be together for ever, it matter somewhat.  But we understand that our mom was once a crazy broad too so whether or not we care depends on her reasoning one way or the other.
  • How was your first cunnilingus experience?
    For me or for her?  I was scared out of my mind but I gave it the college try.  I’m confident in saying she found it mildly pleasurable.
  • Have you ever fantasized about one of my friends? A guy?
    Yes.  If a man says no, he’s a fucking liar.  As for guys, straight men never ever think about other men sexually.  It’s just not part of our psyche.  There is no exception to this rule.  Straight men do not dabble in the Gay Arts.  Bisexual men are gay men that are just extra in touch with their femininity and just want to see what the whole lesbian thing is all about.
  • Does your dick feel like a dangling appendage when you run?
    Yes.
  • Have you ever considered milking the prostate? I’ve heard it’s the jam!
    Ever since American Pie (2? 3? When did they start just having Eugene Levy?) I think this has become a more common consideration.  But I don’t think any man has thought about it to any great length and would likely never bring it up seriously.

    So there you have it.  The unfiltered, unbiased, and unabashed truth.  Any questions I didn’t answer?  Leave them in the comments.

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    Im Just Saying: The Podcast Episode 18

    February 15th, 2010 Michael No comments

    Im Just Saying: The Podcast
    Episode 18

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    I break, then fix, the computer that brings the show to you every week.
    Olympia is raising taxes….again.
    Olympia is missing out on a huge influx of federal dollars…just because they’re whores for the WEA.

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    It’s because I’m [blank]!

    February 11th, 2010 Michael No comments

    Seems everyone’s a victim these days.  The biggest problem facing our nation has been growing steadily over the past two or three decades.  And the problem is it’s no ones fault.  And it’s everyones fault.  And it’s your fault and his fault and their fault and the man’s fault.

    But it’s not my fault.

    You see it every day on TV.  I hear about it first hand day in and day out.  Why can’t you pay your bill?  ”Haven’t you heard?  The economy is in the tank!”  Why you haven’t paid in years, who knows?  Can’t stay out of jail?  The cops are harassing you.  The man is keeping you down.  Can’t seem to keep you checking account in the black?  It’s because of the bank bailouts.  Before that it was Bush’s tax cuts.  The war in Iraq.  Because you’re black.  Because you’re Mexican.  Because you’re white.

    At some time during the Reagan Administration, it became no longer necessary to lead your own life.  You didn’t have to work hard, you didn’t have to live up to a code, you didn’t have be committed to the ideals of being an American.  It’s ironic, the more religious and America-first we became as a nation, the less altruistic and moral and patriotic we actually were.

    At this very moment I’m on the line with a gentleman that lost his home in a short sale.  I offered him a sweetheart deal but he balked, stating “You can’t help what happens to you.”  But you can.  Some things are unavoidable, but 90% of lifes events are a direct result of our actions.  The economy isn’t the reason you lost your home, not directly anyway.  You lost your home because you used it as an investment, you assumed the value would forever increase, and you liquidated the equity.  The the value dropped, you lost your job and didn’t have a nest egg, and you had to sell your INVESTMENT at a loss.  But a home isn’t a monetary investment, not for most people.  It’s where you live.  It’s your existence.  So instead of chalking it up to poor business management, you were screwed.  You were a victim of circumstances beyond your control.  And yes it is quite common for me to talk to debtors while doing any one of a dozen other things.  I’m usually not listening, your situation isn’t unique and doesn’t require my undivided attention.

    And it’s apparently not just our country:

    By MIKE CORDER

    Associated Press Writer

    THE HAGUE, Netherlands —A Dutch court on Wednesday rejected a compensation claim by a woman who sued her former high school for allegedly failing to stop her from becoming a prostitute.

    Maria Mosterd claimed her school should have done more to prevent pimps preying on her and told her mother about her repeated truancy.

    The 20-year-old wrote a book about her experiences, claiming pimps took her from school in the eastern city of Zwolle and put her to work as a prostitute.

    She and her mother say they went to court to highlight the problem of pimps, known in the Netherlands as “lover boys” who befriend and exploit young girls.

    “This happens at many schools, and nobody takes responsibility for it,” Mosterd’s mother, Lucie Mosterd, said in a telephone interview. “We hoped we would win to make the point that this is going on at schools.”

    Zwolle District Court rejected Mosterd’s compensation claim, saying the school tried unsuccessfully to contact her mother and called in a truancy officer.

    The court ruling also said that parents, not schools, are primarily responsible for their children’s well-being.

    Lucie Mosterd said she agreed that parents have the most responsibility for their children. “But how can I take responsibility for her truancy if I do not know about it?”

    The family is considering appealing.

    Mosterd’s former school, the Thorbecke School, could not immediately be reached for comment. The school’s Web site says it pays special attention to the danger of pimps and discusses the issue with students.

    But bless the Netherlands court that ruled parents need to be responsible for raising their kids.

    And that’s really all it boils down to: Responsibility.  Responsibility is annoying, painful, frustrating, difficult.  It’s contrary to the “immediate satisfaction” mentality we have.  But it’s that mentality that leads to excess consumerism, the credit crises, the savings crises, stock bubbles, and reality tv.  We are conditioned to believe that we are entitled to anything and everything we desire and that it should be given to us now.  But this is wrong.  I don’t mean morally wrong, I mean it’s incorrect.  Not only is it contrary to our ideals, it is contrary to nature. 

    The Consitution states we have the God-given inalienable rights to “Truth Justice and the American Way.”  Sorry, that’s Superman.  It says “Life, Liberty, and the PURSUIT of happiness.”  We have the right to try, we have the right to work for it, we have the right to attain it.  We don’t have the right to it.

    As an aside, a few years ago I was in Seattle walking from the Paramount to the Moore theatre.  There was a sidewalk preacher (but the hippy Seattle kind) with a bullhorn extolling the devil in coveting things.  “What’s the number one cause of adultery in this country?”  I answered from across the street.  “HOT CHICKS!”  I got a few laughs.  “That’s exactly right, consumerism.”  What?  Are you sure about this?  I’m pretty sure it’s what I said.

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    The parents of Kirkland are Dimwitty

    February 9th, 2010 Michael No comments

    Another week, another example of stupid decisions made because someone drummed up personal offense and outrage over something that doesn’t matter. This week, a school had to make retarded (yes, retarded. In this day an age, only perfectly abled people can do something retarded. The word has evolved to mean the normal folks, not the folks with disabilities) changes to Snow White because someone might get offended. Question. Why do we have to be sensitive to crazy people? Or dumb people? Most people in those groups are self committed; drugs or laziness account for most of the people in both of those groups, no need to concern ourselves with their feelings.

    Why do we have to keep “protecting” children from every little thing? We’re creating an entire generation of hypersensative ninnies that can’t fend for themselves when they are exposed to the real world. It doesn’t make sense that we have parents that purposely expose their kids to swine flu so they’ll develop an immunity but shield them from perceived social evils?

    Here’s the article, and pay attention to the comments of one of the parents. An Im Just Saying reader, perhaps?

    By Brian Rosenthal
    Seattle Times staff reporter

    Is it censorship or sensitivity?

    That’s the question surrounding an adaptation of “Snow White in the Black Forest,” which debuts Friday at Kirkland’s Robert Frost Elementary School.

    The fourth- through sixth-grade play has been staged twice before at the school without complaint, but this year objections from the principal and teachers sparked weeks of controversy about how far schools should go to shield children from certain words and ideas.

    Some parents are upset that Principal Sue Anne Sullivan asked the play’s directors to remove parts of the script that violate the schools’ human-dignity and anti-bullying policies. Cuts included the name of the character “DimWitty,” making the “crazy gesture” — rotating the index finger near the ear, and lines of a song about being proud of being curvy.

    “Our concern was that in certain instances, the specific nature and/or degree of put-downs for humorous purposes was excessive or inappropriate,” said Sullivan, stressing that the objections had come from several teachers.

    The play, adapted from the fairy tale by Seattle director Lani Brockman, is being directed by actors from Studio East, a Kirkland storybook-theater company with a community-outreach arm that works with schools in the Lake Washington district.

    “Snow White” was Brockman’s second choice for this year’s Robert Frost play. The first play she proposed, “The Emperor’s New Clothes,” was scrapped five days before auditions because the school had demanded too many changes.

    Andrea Duffield, 40, whose fourth-grade daughter has a role in the play, led the campaign against the school’s edits.

    “I think what they did crossed the line and should be considered censorship,” said Duffield, who has a background in therapy and teaching.

    Parent John Stubb, 44, also objected to the editing:

    “Obviously we have to protect our kids against things like pornography or swearing in the plays, but this is too far. It’s the wussification of America,” Stubb grumbled.

    “We’re not doing these kids a favor by hyper-protection,” he said. “Children are going to have to deal with things as they grow up.”

    Not all parents opposed the changes. But objections from Duffield and others roused the interest of the National Coalition Against Censorship.

    The New York-based coalition, which provides resources to organizations fighting censorship, believes the school acted unconstitutionally, said Executive Director Joan Bertin, pointing to recent U.S. Supreme Court decisions. But district spokeswoman Kathryn Reith said the decisions do not apply.

    In 12 years of working in 17 Lake Washington schools, including nine years at Robert Frost, Studio East has never encountered a problem like this, said technical director Marty Eagleson. But Sullivan said her school has had complaints about content in past Studio East plays.

    Studio East has staged “The Emperor’s New Clothes” at seven other district schools and “Snow White” at Robert Frost twice before, Eagleson said.

    “We were surprised,” said Eagleson, calling the requested changes excessive. “Bad people do bad things and say bad things. That’s how you recognize them as villains.”

    School officials offended Studio East by demanding quick changes, said Debbie Nelson, the parent who handled communication among school officials, parents and Studio East. She called the process “agonizing.”

    Everybody involved agreed that the most important consideration is the children’s education.

    School officials think their actions protected the kids. The district is proactive about its human-dignity policy and thinks it is important to eliminate name-calling and bullying from all aspects of school, said Traci Pierce, the district’s chief schools officer.

    “We need to make sure that students aren’t getting one message in school and another in the play,” said Pierce, adding that the play will be performed in front of a school assembly on Friday.

    Bertin, of the National Coalition Against Censorship, argues that kids read books and know the difference between fantasy and reality.

    Tom Drummond, a North Seattle Community College instructor in early-childhood development, said children are sometimes not trusted enough.

    While he declined to comment specifically on the “Snow White” situation, he said that children see worse on television.

    “Often the ways we’re teaching children are very overprotective rather than trusting them to be competent and think these things through,” he said.

    The district has no policy about appropriate content in school plays, but will soon craft one, Pierce said.

    “We really need to make sure that we’re consistent school to school,” she said. “That kind of dialogue, about what is OK and what is not OK, that’s what we need to have a conversation about.”

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    Im Just Saying: The Podcast Episode 17

    February 8th, 2010 Michael No comments

    Im Just Saying: The Podcast
    Episode 17

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    We told you so

    February 4th, 2010 Michael No comments

    We told you here.

    CNN confirmed it here.

    Can we say we scooped CNN by two months? I think so.

    If there’s anything interesting in the final report, you’ll hear all about it here.

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